Honest Hebrew Slogans – Bird, Tinder, Secret Tel Aviv and more!

Honest Hebrew Slogans – Bird, Tinder, Secret Tel Aviv and more!2019-06-02T23:19:18+00:00

Project Description

There are marketing slogans, and then there’s the undeniable truth about some of our favorite brands in Israel.

Be sure to check out Part 1 of the “Honest Hebrew Slogans” series — AM:PM, Castro, Super-Pharm and more! — as well!

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1. Carolina Lemke

Honest Slogan: לְעוֹלָם לֹא תֵּירָאוּ טוֹב כְּמוֹ בַּר רְפָאֵלִי

Translation: You’ll never look as good as Bar Refaeli.

Transliteration: leh-oh-lahm loh tee-rah-oo tohv k’moh bar reh-fah-eh-lee

 

2. Bird

Honest Slogan: בְּטִיחוּת לֹא מֻבְטַחַת

Translation: Safety isn’t guaranteed.

Transliteration: beh-tee-choot loh moov-tah-chaht

 

3. Tinder

Honest Slogan: כִּי דֶּיְטִינְג לֹא מַסְפִּיק קָשֶׁה בְּתֵל אָבִיב

Translation: Because dating isn’t already hard enough in Tel Aviv.

Transliteration: kee day-teeng loh mah-speek kah-sheh beh tel ah-veev

 

4. Kuli Alma

Honest Slogan: תַּיָּרִים מֻזְמָנִיםיִשְׂרְאֵלִים פָּחוֹת

Translation: tourists welcome, Israelis … not so much

Transliteration: tai-yah-reem mooz-mah-neem, yees-rah-el-eem pah-choht

 

5. EL AL

Honest Slogan: אֹוכֶל הֲכִי כָּשֵׁרמְחִירִים הֲכִי לֹא

Translation: the most kosher food, the most unkosher prices

Transliteration: oh-chel hah-chee kah-sher, meh-chee-reem hah-chee loh

 

6. Bank Hapoalim

Credit: @poalimbank

Honest Slogan: אַף אֶחָד לֹא בֶּאֱמֶת עוֹבֵד כָּאן

Translation: No one really works here.

Transliteration: ahf eh-chahd loh beh-eh-met oh-ved kahn

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7. Secret Tel Aviv

Honest Slogan: מְקַוֶּה שֶׁלֹּא יַדִּיחוּ אוֹתְךָ גַּם

Translation: Hope they won’t kick you out, too.

Transliteration: meh-kah-veh sheh loh yah-dee-choo oht-chah gahm

 

8. Pelephone

Honest Slogan: זוֹל וְלֹא אָמִין מֵאָז 2009

Translation: cheap and unreliable since 2009

Transliteration: zohl veh-loh ah-meen meh-ahz ahl-pai-eem veh-tey-shah

 

All slogans are meant for entertainment purposes only. We do not claim ownership of, and all rights are reserved to, the companies and their respective copyrights.