Tel Aviv is a very unique place. If you live here, you’re bound to have some very interesting neighbors residing in your apartment building … for better or for worse.
1. The crazy cat lady
Keywords to know: רַוָּוקָה עִם חֲתוּלִים – single lady with cats
Transliteration: rah-vah-kah eem chah-too-leem
Tel Aviv is packed full of stray kitties that roam the streets. This lady can’t help herself when she sees a cat in need…so now you have a neighbor that has 8 cats and counting. She doesn’t leave the house much or make too much noise. Though you may be asked to feed her cats while she is away every once in a while.
2.The party boy
Keywords to know: הַבַּלְיָן – the party boy
This guy doesn’t think twice about booming techno music at 3 in the morning, waking up all his neighbors in the process. Ask him to turn it down? He’ll just blast it louder.
3. The stomper
Keywords to know: הַדּוֹרֵךְ – the stomper
What is that guy doing up there? Sometimes it seems like the neighbor above you likes to strap on his Blundstones and stomp around like an elephant just for fun.
4. The overbearing grandparents
Keywords to know: הַמִּתְלוֹנֵן (m) הַמִּתְלוֹנֶנֶת (f) – the complainer
Transliteration: hah-meet-loh-nen (m) hah-meet-loh-nenet (f)
They’re nice … sometimes too nice. Bump into them in the stairwell and they’ll insist you come into their flat for some Turkish coffee and rugelach, and they wind up telling you a long-winded story with no end in sight. They’ll also regularly pester you with questions such as: “Why don’t you know Hebrew yet?” and “Why haven’t you gotten married yet?”
5. The annoying dog owner
Keywords to know: זֶּה עִם הַכֶּלֶב הַמְּעַצְבֵּן – the one with the annoying dog
Transliteration: zeh eem hah-keh-lev hah-meh-ahtz-ben
Every building has at least one person with a dog they let bark and bark and bark all day and night. It will slowly drive you mad.
6. The stoner
Keywords to know: הַסַּטְלָן – the stoner
He might make your stairwell reek of weed, but at least he’s friendlier and quieter than the party boy.
7. The couple in love
Keywords to know: הַמְּאֹוהָבִים – the lovers
Don’t be surprised if you’re woken up by loud noises coming from the apartment next to you. Tel Aviv’s walls are thin.
8. The couple not so in love
Keywords to know:הַצּוֹעֲקִים – the screamers
Israelis are a passionate bunch, especially when they’re angry. You’re sure to hear the occasional screaming match when the couple next door has a disagreement on something.
9. The musician
Keywords to know: הַמּוּזִיקַאי – the musician
A cool musician moves in next door and practices his music all day long. At first you love it — his music is pretty good! But after a few weeks and months of hearing him play the same songs over and over … you’re ready to smash his guitar.
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