How many of these can you relate to?
- You push and shove to get on a bus — seconds prior to the doors opening.
- You call AM:PM ampam.
- You own at least one pair of Blundstone, Teva or Shoresh.
- You know how to use the word דווקא properly in a sentence.
- You start wishing people שבת שלום on Wednesday.
- You own a grocery cart for the שוק (market).
- You’ve started an art project with your אגורות.
- You use the hand signal for רגע with complete strangers.
- You dress nicer to go to a bar than to a wedding.
- “Meeting the parents” over Shabbat dinner on a second or third date is totally normal.
- A צ׳ייסר is an acceptable amount of liquor.
- You have a “the first time I tried Tubi” story.
- You find yourself telling taxi drivers your life story 10 seconds after you get into the car.
- You tell your barber you’re looking for a date because you know he’ll have someone for you.
- You curse the תגלית (Birthright) kids even though you were once one of them.